Why oh Why does she wear those things!
It became incredibly clear to me last night that women are evil. Pure evil! They're mean, heartless, complex, and they know what makes us tick!
One of my coworkers who is very very very attractive with a terrific body decided last night to wear a nice dress with a skirt and fishnet stockings. The stockings weren't so bad except that they stopped above mid-thigh meaning part of her gorgeous leg was exposed with the stockings and a little strap which was connected farther up. The site of this will drive almost any man wild. It certainly did me. But why does she have to wear those things? It was nothing but torture (to an extent). I was already quite drunk when I took notice and couldn't watch the comedy group but had to look at her from the other table without anyone noticing that I wasn't watching the comedy group behind me. And I say it's torture because there was nothing I could do about it. She's not married, but at least 12 years older than I am and hardly ever engaged in conversation with her at work. I doubt she would have gone for me. So I didn't have the possibility to take her to a room, slap her ass and go to town (or "Git 'r Done" for you Zach). Nope, not for me. I got to sit there, in torture, hoping dinner would last as long as possible so I wouldn't have to stand up and draw unwanted attention to myself.
Until then. . .
"Do you know that look women give you when they want to have sex? Me neither."
-Drew Carrey
One of my coworkers who is very very very attractive with a terrific body decided last night to wear a nice dress with a skirt and fishnet stockings. The stockings weren't so bad except that they stopped above mid-thigh meaning part of her gorgeous leg was exposed with the stockings and a little strap which was connected farther up. The site of this will drive almost any man wild. It certainly did me. But why does she have to wear those things? It was nothing but torture (to an extent). I was already quite drunk when I took notice and couldn't watch the comedy group but had to look at her from the other table without anyone noticing that I wasn't watching the comedy group behind me. And I say it's torture because there was nothing I could do about it. She's not married, but at least 12 years older than I am and hardly ever engaged in conversation with her at work. I doubt she would have gone for me. So I didn't have the possibility to take her to a room, slap her ass and go to town (or "Git 'r Done" for you Zach). Nope, not for me. I got to sit there, in torture, hoping dinner would last as long as possible so I wouldn't have to stand up and draw unwanted attention to myself.
Until then. . .
"Do you know that look women give you when they want to have sex? Me neither."
-Drew Carrey
posted by Thomppa @ 10:07 AM
1 Comments:
At 5:27 AM,
Zach said…
Well, me not understanding women means I can't answer your question on why she wears crap like that. However, what I am evidently qualified on is how to pick up an older woman. Ok, well they pick me up, but that's not the point. If it was me, I would have at least made caught her eye somehow, then look her in the eyes until she looks away. She will probably look back again at which point just kinda smile and toss her a wink. Do you know that feeling you get when a girl winks at you? Exactly.
Or if you only get to see her at work again, just kinda walk past her and start up a casual convo or again, try catching her eye and let her make any moves if she wants to
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