I Never Reckoned, Today Could Bare a Light
Today is a fine day. A mighty fine day, indeed. What??? . . . Chicken strips for everyone???!!!
Today something was made official and it needs to made public record. It was decided upon by both parties that I, you know who I am, officially have more money in my bank account that that of Brandon, aka The White Wizard. Why is this good news? Glad you asked! You see, for the past years I've had to scrape by month by month (with the occasional help from M.O.M.) while Brandon continued to sell his soul to the money-grubbing monsters of Target, Blockbuster Video, Applebees, and O'Charleys. He was able to buy a ticket to Iceland (also to Germany two years earlier) get smashed almost every day (and take advantage of a few lovely ladies while he was at it) take a trip to the north with me in a rented car, and pay for my sorry ass half the time. This trip barely put a dent into his lovely bank account sum. Well, the tides have turned and it is now I that reign supreme. So how is it that we really measure such a feat? Well, simply put . . . I can buy more beer than he can!
Ooooohhh, the sailor's life is the life for me with a bump deedly dump and a diddly dee. And I never ever gave a *bonk* about the weather, because the weather never ever gave a *bonk* about me!
Let us rejoice!
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -The White Wizard after becoming a little Wop-Sop-Soy
Today something was made official and it needs to made public record. It was decided upon by both parties that I, you know who I am, officially have more money in my bank account that that of Brandon, aka The White Wizard. Why is this good news? Glad you asked! You see, for the past years I've had to scrape by month by month (with the occasional help from M.O.M.) while Brandon continued to sell his soul to the money-grubbing monsters of Target, Blockbuster Video, Applebees, and O'Charleys. He was able to buy a ticket to Iceland (also to Germany two years earlier) get smashed almost every day (and take advantage of a few lovely ladies while he was at it) take a trip to the north with me in a rented car, and pay for my sorry ass half the time. This trip barely put a dent into his lovely bank account sum. Well, the tides have turned and it is now I that reign supreme. So how is it that we really measure such a feat? Well, simply put . . . I can buy more beer than he can!
Ooooohhh, the sailor's life is the life for me with a bump deedly dump and a diddly dee. And I never ever gave a *bonk* about the weather, because the weather never ever gave a *bonk* about me!
Let us rejoice!
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -The White Wizard after becoming a little Wop-Sop-Soy
posted by Thomppa @ 11:57 PM
2 Comments:
At 7:49 AM,
The White Wizard said…
UNCALLED FOR! entirely uncalled for. You are a big-time asshole! But you haven't seen the last of me or my bank account! Go ahead, sing my song while you can,we'll be back one day, you'll see! mwwhahahaa!
At 9:06 AM,
Thomppa said…
Oh, I'm sure you and your account will be back some day. That is why I had to make it public record so that it is officialy known that on this specific day My bank account and I can buy mor beer than you can. because you will return!
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